When I get bored, this is where my thoughts migrate.
This is cute & all but how secure is that fence against a bear attack?? o.0
teasingispleasing replied to your post: i dunno how to reply to your reply, so i just do this instead lol, absinthe is lush, i get as much as i can, in other news i amm soooo bored, im gonna perve your bloggy!!
It is not outlawed. It cannot be sold in bars and stores. You can…
Yep. But sadly, not allowed to distill the product. If I do, I can be arrested. Wouldn’t my Deputy Sheriff retiree dad be proud then? lol
JESUS. WHAT IS THAT?
da fuck?
That is definitely not a raccoon….what the fuck is that?
Don’t go near it! It will attach itself to your face and plant an alien in your stomach, ready to burst out!
what the holy fuck?!?! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teasingispleasing: Lol. After looking around and seeing how ppl freaked over this thing, I figured to let people know what it is so that they can (if they wish) inform others who freaked out about it. lol. This is a land roaming crab called a Coconut Crab. They eat (you guessed it) coconuts that have fallen to the ground. They are omnivores and DO eat turtle hatchlings and eggs at times. (sorry Twila) They are also scavengers and will eat the dead. This pic is somewhat deceptive as that is a small trash can, BUT they are a HUGE fucking crab. They measure about 3ft in leg span and have a 16in body and weigh about 9lbs. This is just the average and we know that averages can be outdone. lol. They live between 30 and 60 years. They vary in color as some are red and yellow and some are a bluish black. This one depicted seems to have gotten a blah sand color. They live on islands in the Indian and Pacific oceans and Christmas Island has the largest preserved population of them. Why preserved? Because they are also a delicacy and are eaten. $3000 USD fine if they are hunted in a preserved area. That is per crab, by the way. These are not a water crab and WILL drown in less than a day. This species is also sold as pets, believe it or not. In Tokyo for example. The cage must be made sturdy enough to hold one as it DOES have the power to crack open a coconuts shell. That aside, if it DOES happen to get a hold of a person, it is unlikely to let go. Though it is said if you tickle one under its soft body parts, it will release. Yes I said soft parts. This crab has no shell and opts to let its skin harden. Why no shell? This is a cousin to the hermit crab. Doesn’t grow a shell. Just kinda… covers itself with stuff. lol. Enough of my apparent lecture. For more info on this rather neat crab, just search “Coconut Crab” and the internet is seemingly full of sites about them. Have fun!
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Oh my God who drew this?
OH MY GOD ROBIN.
(Batman looks sexy as Frank….
cartoons can be sexy)
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hahahaehe
LMFAO.
meyer didnt think that one through did she?
Raptor makes a good point…..
Teasingispleasing:
You do not like to eat rotten smelly dead food, neither do the Cullens. Dead blood. NO vampire eats it. DUH!
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